May 11, 2008

Gettin' Pussy

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From the Edicion USA of TV Notas (Mayo 13, 2008), this is a person—a man—who has used tattooing and surgery and piercing to make himself into a catman. This might be the most nightmarish visage I've seen yet, even if it makes Jocelyne Wildenstein raise her tail.

Guydar: Baker's Dozen

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May 10, 2008

The Homosexual Gourmand

From OK! (May 19, 2008) and Life & Style (May 19, 2008), Robert Buckley reveals why he is fast becoming the new Matthew "McConaughey, where's my shirt?":

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Speaking of OK!, their "Man Candy" is farmerboy Matt Neustadt of Farmer Wants A Wife, a show that I think is a steaming pile of manure. And despite his nice bod (is it possible to have meth face in the country?), does anyone else think this promo shot implies that the women are his livestock?:

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Superhot toreador Cayetano Rivera Ordonez gets a pass for working in an inexcusable profession on account of his killer ass and well, everything else. He appears in a spread in Italian Vanity Fair (7 Maggio, 2008) alongside Penelope Cruz:

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iJust Take The Pictures

More recent shots from iLOVESNEWYORK. Some of the shots end up being pretty disturbing, others are just striking for reasons deep and shallow.

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In Fashion

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Artist Roberto Gonzales Fernandez and photographer Camilla Akrans collaborated on "Imagery Inspired By Works Of Art Shown Together To Find A Context In Which Fashion Tells A True Story," from Man About Town (spring-summer 2008):

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Ends Of The World Squared

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May 09, 2008

A Phyllis Dilly

Some people trace Cloris Leachman's erratic behavior to the time when she publicly harangued Mel Brooks for not casting her in the Broadway version of Young Frankenstein. I think it started when she agreed to appear in Spanglish in 2004. But whenever it started, it started—she apparently behaved a bit bonkers on a recent Oprah MTM reunion...asking Oprah to step out of a cast picture on her own set! How Phyllis of her.

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Epilogue To A Diss

Via Towleroad, this is a must-see TV: the infamous "Shrek" lady (Monica Conyers, who I never realized was the wife of John Conyers) gets pwned by a very on-point kid:

The woman can not even admit it was wrong when asked point-blank!

I know tempers can flare up, but you know what? This woman is nuts. I also have zero tolerance for people who talk incessantly about "respect" and display none of it. You do not gain respect by plowing over and bullying others. Someone should turn the hose on her next time because her behavior was no better than that of a dog.

In other news, Detroit continues to be a shithole. I hope Barack will remember Michigan, because I bet Michigan will vote for him and my home state—if not each and every one of its inhabitants—is about due for some respect.

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May 08, 2008

The Needo For Speedo

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Kenneth beat me to this one. Wow, Genre...just wow. Standing O.

Guydar: Baker's Dozen

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May 07, 2008

Madonna's Tour: Sticky & Sweet

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21299aFURTHER UPDATE: Finally—it's a done deal.

UPDATE: She may hit Chicago October 26...

All credit to Dave for the following scoops! It looks like Madonna's tour will be called the Sticky & Sweet Tour. Here's the rest of the low-down:

"www.stickyandsweettour.com was registered to "Ultrastar Entertainment ATTN: STICKYANDSWEETTOUR.COM c/o Network Solutions P.O. Box 447 Herndon, VA. 20172-0447 "the same people who run iconmadonna.com and madonna.com "And a few days prior to that the following was posted: "THE STICKY & SWEET TOUR.

"On Sale: Mid May

"*The tour will be announced towards the end of this week.

Flyer2"*The tour logo at least at this point is the same font as the hard candy album font, with a rainbow effect to it, meaning its a bunch of different colors across the text.

"This is what I know about the US/Canadian Leg: I cant give exact cities, but this is the gist....

"*She will start in the north east beginning in Oct and then work her way west across canada (3 canadian cities/shows)

"*Then move down the west coast of the US, then hit 2 cities she doesnt normally do while making her way back to the east coast to hit the rest of the east coast dates, ending in Miami at the end of November.

"Most shows will be Stadiums.

"Presales for some initial shows (North East) will start towards the end of this month."


New York Stories

These are the kinds of iPhone images you'll find at iLOVESNEWYORK:

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Sigh, Baby

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Cry-Baby star James Snyder (along with hot dancers from the show) looks slinky in stripes in Out (June/July 2008):

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May 06, 2008

I Wanna French-Kiss You In Paris

Madonna_lourdesMadonna kicked derriere in Paris at her Hard Candy promo (which is working—even in the slumping album market, she hit #1 in over 25 countries), where she sizzled through "Give It 2 Me" in those darn '80s specs daughter Lourdes recently sported...perhaps they'll be a part of the long-rumored, massive Madonna costume exhibit that might come out of the closet in late '08?

P.S. Anyone notice the "Give It 2 Me" choreography resembling this:


Neffin' Hot

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CK boy Garrett Neff looks like Gary Cooper and Marlon Brando crossed with an Epilady (in a good way) in Out (June/July 2008):

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Guydar: Mise En Scene

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May 05, 2008

Out Is In

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Out (June/July 2008) makes it their business to decide what's "HOT" in their latest issue. The hottest of the hot? A feature shot by Richard Phibbs showing all the hottest male models of the day from Major Model Management, Click Models, Ford Models, Public Image Worldwide, DNA Model Management and Select Model Management going at it, head to head:

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Once You Have It All...

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The Chopard necklace Madonna wore at her Roseland gig was "a white gold necklace...set with 315 diamonds (1.5 carats)." It featured "the jeweller’s signature design: a Happy Diamond, moving freely in the letter 'd'."

I wonder how many M-Dollas that cost? Maybe nearly as much as Justin Timberlake's appearance fee?

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From UrbanPulp:

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Ends Of The World: Grade "A"

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Heart Racer

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Emile Hirsch is in the new Flaunt, in what is probably the best shoot he's ever done:

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Italian Dude

Superhot Italian swimmer Filippo Magnini (and friends) is on the cover of Italian Vanity Fair (30 Aprile 2008) and inside, in poses that scream, "Backstroke me, stroke me! Stroke! Stroke!"

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Inside, you get really cool shots of Joaquin Phoenix trying out some tribal tattooing:

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May 04, 2008

She's Not He

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Kathie Lee Gifford allegedly introduced Hoda Kotb to Eduardo Verastegui...as a romantic possible. YEAH, RIGHT! What is National Enquirer (May 12 2008) smoking?

Are You Outta Control? Is That Dog Walking You?

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We finally got our puppies, and almost immediately began plotting how to get rid of them.

Not really. Not...quite.

I hired a car service for us to pick them up in Connecticut. The car broke down on the way, so a replacement arrived—it reeked of cigarette smoke, making me worry our tiny-muzzled new Shih-Tzus would get sick, and the service had decided I only needed a one-way job. It was fixed, but got things off to a "ruff" start.

Picking them up was fast and painless. Getting them into their carriers was easy, too. Once in the car, our boy, Hyphen, threw a shrieking fit. I had no idea they’d be able to make so much noise this young, and his panic truly rattled us. She reacted to him, but not as loudly—she’d been to the vet for hernia surgery already, so might be less stressed by confinement. I rode with him, stroking him through the top until he finally calmed down 25 minutes later. This was the first moment we realized our crating experience might be a doozy.

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